This morning I opened my inbox to find a press release from Dexter, a dog.
Actually, it wasn't from Dexter. It was from his PR company, letting me know about Dexter's new blog that will be done entirely in his first person doggie voice. It's called Dexter Speaks.
Just what the world needs -- another blogging, Tweeting, pen-in-hand animal. Seriously?
The adorable four-year-old Goldendoodle, Dexter, is writing the blog with "help" from his owner, a copywriter named Chuck Kent. Exactly how far is this literary conceit supposed to go? If Dexter gets a book deal out of this, which certainly has crossed the mind of Kent, I hope that Dexter spends the entire advance on gourmet bones and fresh tennis balls. It's only fair, right, since he did all the "writing."
